(via lovehimmetal)
(Source: helenation, via 22theavenue)
- *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
- *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
- *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
- *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
- *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
(via nadianirvana)
(Source: making-a-sad-song-better, via nadianirvana)
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via antiutopiaa)
Yeah so basically I met HIM and got a photo with Ville Valo :D which I need to get developed but yeah pleased isn’t the word for how I felt at the time
(via violetmoonlight)
Too late, won’t stop
Tonight I want to go deeper
Tomorrow takes it all away
Time’s running out
The night is only a shell
Soon morning comes and breaks the spell
To the yesterday, to a dream
Just for tonight, we’ll keep on dancing
And the city won’t tell a soul
Just for tonight, the lights are shining
And our secret stays untold
These streets are mine
Tonight I’ll keep on walking
Won’t stop as long as the city sleeps
Don’t look back once
Or you might turn around
Tonight I’ll give myself to you
And our secret stays untold
Just for tonight, we’ll keep on dancing
And the city won’t tell a soul
Just for tonight, the lights are shining
And our secret stays untold
They can’t see us now
They won’t catch us now
(via violetmoonlight)
